pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.

"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"

by P. Dub December 29, 2006

Bernard Tomic

Australian tennis player who was prodigised to be the next patt rafter for Australian tennis fans. Also knows as Tommy the 'tank' engine as he was accused by John McEnroe of tanking his match against Andy Roddick in the US Open in 2012. After two years in the spotlight of world class tennis tournaments, he has not achieved a single grand slam (while Leyton Hewitt at his age had archived 7 major titles, including Wimbledon) and continues to act like he's bigger than Jesus. He was recently arrested in Sydeney for drunken and aggressive behaviour, while being subdued he reminded the cops of 'who he was' and that they were plotting hate campaigns against him.

He lacks the respect of most Australians.

Aussie 1: Did you watch Bernard Tomic play Federer last night?

Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.

Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot

by TennisTruths November 2, 2012

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

Tomi Lahren

the disgusting, revolting (blond) clump of hair stuck inside your grimy shower drain.

“Ugh, I have to clean the Tomi Lahren out of my shower tonight!”
“Ew! That’s so gross!”

by idekfam February 5, 2019

Tomi Lahren

Just another example of a white female supremacist. Also very self-contradictory when she says "I'm a millennial, so I don't like labels"... as she's labeling herself...

Tomi Lahren is against sexism when it happens to her, but is silent on the issues facing men, women of color, and women in the Middle East.

by SomewhatOfALibertarian April 23, 2017

Tome bagel

A wanna-be knacker. Thinks they're hardcore, but usually you don't want to mess with them anyways.

Tome bagel: Are you fuckin' jokin' me, ya flute get outta me face ''fore I break it for ya, ri'?

Victim: I'm sorry.

by rakaruma September 30, 2009