Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(
by Girlavecglasses August 22, 2011

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

Rumours say elena eats pie toe jam everyday, she chucks it into the incinerator and throw some salt for good measure.
by eipxanele December 17, 2021

The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.
by Savantic May 21, 2020

by zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuiklopzaqw April 6, 2021

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022

by Radschick March 29, 2019
