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Jam Toes

Some one who keeps putting their foot in things but doesn't mean too.
Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(
by Girlavecglasses August 22, 2011
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Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023
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toe jam

a flavour jam that between the toes that is brown.
Rumours say elena eats pie toe jam everyday, she chucks it into the incinerator and throw some salt for good measure.
by eipxanele December 17, 2021
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Toe Jam

The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.
"Shut up dude, this Toe Jam setup would go faster if you weren't watching me."
by Savantic May 21, 2020
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toe cum jam

the white shit in between your toes when you get jizz on your feet and it gets in your toe jam
Ah fuck i ate my toe cum jam before its ripe
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Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022
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Toe Jam

Dang, I sure to have some horrible Toe Jam going on today!
by Radschick March 29, 2019
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