Tommy’s dick

A really fucking small dick.

Wow, your dick looks like Tommy’s dick.

by Johnathan Hand Cock October 1, 2017

Flag

Get the Tommy’s dick mug.

timmy slap

when you tell someone your name is timmy, and they do the southpark thing. you slap them (with the back of your hand) across the neck.
that way it's harder for them to say timmyyyy.

i introduced myself to kyle. he said timmyyyy, so i gave him a timmy slap

by pureblood420 April 16, 2009

Flag

Get the timmy slap mug.

Related Words

Timmy's Run • timmy slap • Timmy’s • timmy's burger • Timmy's Dad • Timmy's Trousers • timmy_smith31 • Timmy Scridlow • Timmy Selgrat • Timmy Shimmy

Timmy Scridlow is an alias used by a small group of informed people in British Columbia, Canada. As it stands, there is 26 outstanding warrants and fines in Timmy's name. Anytime someone got jammed up by the law or otherwise and did not have ID, they just said they were Timmy Scidlow from Spuzzum BC.

Chris and Lee are standing on the Skytrain Platform in Vancouver when a ticket agent rent-a-cop walks up and asks to see their proof of fare.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.

by LeemantheDemon71 July 19, 2020