A guy/girl who never shows up to fucking class. This fucking dumbass fails to show up for anything yet he never fails to beat you at everything. Rain or shine (mostly just rain), you can NOT count on him. (But srsly how tf are his grades still better than mine when he has 400 goddamn absences?!?)
Little old lady (indicating one of her wing-flaps with her other hand): I have intermittent pain and numbness in my thingamajiggle here.
Doctor (smiling amusedly at the lady's terminology): Really --- you don't say, Mrs. Jones. Well, I imagine that could indeed be a bit serious --- better step into my examination-room right away.