The Woodlands preparatory school 

A bunch or rich international kids that all have alot of money but say they dont.

Most of their parents are probably part of an International drug cartel but everyone trys to hide it.

Then end up trying to act like they are hard. But they are all a bunch of middle schoolers in the wrong grade.

Me: The woodlands preparatory school is ass

Literally everyone: frfr

The Woodlands preparatory school by Yurboi x.x February 27, 2019

The Woodlands Prepatory School 

It's basically the school you go to if you don't get into John Cooper. And then everyone tries each year to get into John Cooper again. Even the kids of the owner go to The John Cooper School. It's a small school so everyone knows everything but you get a lot of one on one time with teachers, and if you're shy you can only have max 5 friends anyway so it doesn't really matter.

Welcome to The Woodlands Prepatory School! You didn't get into Cooper either?

The Woodlands Prepatory School by Kenzie Mclaren April 3, 2010

Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart 

It is an all girls school for HIGHLY intelligent girls. They are not lesbians. When a boy is in their presence, they actually freak out and immediately fall in love because the are never around them. If you walk into their school, you might see their hair messy, no make-up, smelly breathe and hairy legs. This is because their is no one for them to impress, unless they have a thing for their male teacher..

Wow, I just proposed to a smart, beautiful, Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart girl.

Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart by AllGirlsSchool1990 March 13, 2010

The Hoodlands 

What white rich teenagers of The Woodlands who were born and raised in 'the streets of Grogan's point' call their city.

An infestation of 'straight up gangster' privileged teenagers in the Woodlands.

The Woodlands becomes The Hoodlands when rich parents living in The Woodlands buy their son a cadilac escalade so he may look 'fly' and like a 'straight up G'

a Wangstas name for his town when he wants to look ghetto like the black/mexican Gangsters on TV

"yo man - lets meet up at market street. shitz goin down tonight"

White boy 1: sup ma nigg whats crackin?
White boy 2: yo man, my dad just bought me another ferrari
White boy 1: ohh for realz?? we gots to roll in dat thing tonight, and show it off in the Hoodlands

The Hoodlands by annoyedbytheWangstas March 26, 2009

The Woodmansterne School 

This school is absolutely and utterly garbage. This school makes twitter and reddit combined feel like heaven. This school could burn to the ground and the only thing I'll feel is my body ascending into heaven.

The current generation is as bad as The Woodmansterne School!

The Woodmansterne School by Lord of Facts May 8, 2023

chillin with the woodland fairies 

smokin weed..n chillin

Yeeahh man, I was chillin with the woodland fairies..lol

chillin with the woodland fairies by KNGYKATIEEE December 16, 2007

The Hoodlands 

What the exclusive north Houston suburb The Woodlands, will become in a few years due to all the white trash and black people that infest the mall and Market Stret. Inspired by Greenspoint becoming Gunspoint and Willowbrook becoming Killabrook.

Oh my God, I went to the mall yesterday it was totally The Hoodlands.

The Hoodlands by MegD August 14, 2007