Tiger Woods

(v). To fuck.

Tom: Dude, you're an ass hole.
Loki: And you're a drunk. A dumb drunk.
Tom: Yeah, well I just keyed your car the other day!
Loki: That was YOU!? Dan, dude. Now I don't feel so bad for Tiger Woodsing Betsy, on the day you two got married.
Tom: Wait, what?
Loki: *Is already running.*

by Loki the Red February 15, 2010

Tiger's Wood

The name for the phallis of a man who cheats on his wife.

Gary is married but it came out recently that he cheated on his wife with many other women. Looks like a clear case of Tiger's Wood.

by sike moda December 8, 2009

tiger woods

The world's greatest golfer.

Tiger Woods is to golf what Ali is to boxing or Jordan is to basketball, hands down.

by Jerry Kinard August 7, 2007

Tiger Wood

A colloquial term used to describe a woman with whom you may not choose to fornicate with, but Tiger Woods may. Not to be confused with the much coveted synonym Tiger Wood.

Guy 1: "Dude I would totally smash on that chick over there!"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I wouldn't but Tiger Wood."

by degausser05 December 30, 2009

tiger woods

His real name is eldrick!

Haha now we know y he had soo much time to practice his swing when he was a kid!!!

by cartman5000 July 29, 2004

Tiger Woods

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.

A golf player who often gets wood.

"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 6, 2010

Tiger Woods

a highball cocktail. Hennessy mixed with ginger ale. Clearly, heavier on the hennessy than the ginger ale. Served on the rocks in a collins glass or a tall tumbler.

Bartender: DAMN, you look beat up.

Rick: Yeah, my wife... Gimme a Tiger Woods.

Bartender: That has Hennessy. That's top shelf. It will be expensive.

Rick: No big deal, broLALA - I got the KOBE special at ZALES. I got money left overzzzz

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE December 20, 2009