Drown the Snake

When your poop resembles a long snake and then you proceed to drown it with diarrhea.

Yo babe, gimme a sec I gotta go drown the snake.

by patgeo April 11, 2020

drain the snake

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)

Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Drain the snake

When a guy has to urinate in a hurry.

At the rest stop Ian filled the tank but I had to go drain the snake.

by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015

Fake the snake

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe

An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 1, 2017

The Sneaky Melly

When you're in a lecture hall at college/university & you secretly have a buttplug in the whole time

"That girl was totally doing The Sneaky Melly in 3rd period the other day"

by Hegemong December 27, 2020

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

Teasing the Snake

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.

She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.

by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019