garry the snail

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived

garry the snail lord of the multiverse.

by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023

hoist up the john b's sail

to say that you are going to go home

I'll see you guys later, I am going to hoist up the john b's sail.

by bgomez August 20, 2006

the happy snail game

the game that bored people play on msn; i.e. you have a normal conversation, someone puts a :D or :) once, and then the other person puts a :D or :); whoever puts a (sn) first, wins.

Apple: Hello
Helen: Hello, want to play the happy snail game?
Apple: Okay!
Helen: How are you?
Apple: I'm fine.. :D
Helen: Me too :D
Helen: (sn)
*few seconds later*
Apple: (sn)
Apple: Dammit! You *ALWAYS* win this game..

by apple <3 November 21, 2005

The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 10, 2022

The Littlest Snail

SHES THE GOAT. SHES THE BEST FORTNITE PLATER IN THE WORLD. EASY DUBS.

omg its The littlest Snail. slayyyy

by Crip,over223 August 25, 2023

sail the seven seas

To download software without obtaining a license through financial transaction.

It wasn't able to purchase that application in my region so I had to sail the seven seas.

by Lollinhard December 28, 2011

Sail the ship

to drive whilst most intoxicated

The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I must sail the ship home!

by joe camaro November 17, 2006