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red bull

An energy drink that comes in a small can and is in competition with some of the most popular brands. Its unique flavor makes up for its lack of size.
Person 1: hey what do you want to drink?

person 2: a red bull
by lyndon K March 9, 2008
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red bull

Red Bull is an extremely powerful energy drink, containing taurine and guarine. It's name, contrary to popular belief, is actually derived from famed basketball legend Michael Jordan. It is assumed that their slogan, "Red Bull gives you wings" is to be taken literally as Michael Jordan's (a.k.a. The AIR Man) hangtime was .92 seconds and gave the impression of flight. The name itself did not actually come from the legend, but from his legendary team, the Chicago Bulls. Naturally, the logo for the historic NBA franchise is a red bull, hence the name.
"Red Bull - how else do you think I won all those championships?" -23
by catch these men December 17, 2010
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Red Bull

The magical elixir that causes the drinker to sprout wings
Guy: Dude, Dave just drank some Red Bull!

Other guy: So?

Guy: He's gone man! He flew off into the sunset!
by TheDude6996 October 23, 2012
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Red Bull

An energy drink originated from Thailand. The canned shit Europe and America get has been severely moderated, or, for you mentally diluded people, "nerfed".

It's got nothing to do with drugs. It is also more healthy than coffee, contains less caffeine and yet still keeps you up.

It includes taurin. Which is NOT bullsperm. It helps the function of the muscles, although humans don't need much of it.
"Lawl i drank 3 Red Bulls in a row and I got high like on speed!!!!!1"

"Retard..."
by KeeperOfTruth May 6, 2009
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red bull

by fgsg November 18, 2003
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Red Bull

To Red Bull someone means to roughly tackle them while playing bullrush.
Me: I Red Bulled my brother last night in bullrush.
by wills0 July 14, 2010
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