Rule of the Mountain

Rule that when two people are splitting something, one of them gets to cut/divide it and the other gets to pick which half they want.

According to the Rule of the Mountain, you can split our cookie in two, but then I get to pick which piece I want!

by leggons May 1, 2015

There is fire on the mountain

There is trouble.

Philomena: My sister....(takes a breath).. there is fire on the mountain!”
Hassanatu:” What happened?”
Philomena: “Sarah and Moesis are fighting!”
Hassanatu: “Let's go help her nah.”

by v2per July 15, 2023

head for the mountains

Its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains.

Weird Kid:I love ballet
Cool Kid:Alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak
Weird Kid:Which ones
Cool Kid:I dont care you pick you prick

by sonourus almond May 23, 2009

don't bring it to the mountain

stolen from the Real World; something you say to someone when you don't want them to hold a grudge against you..you just want to deal with it here and now.

Nick: "I'm pretty pissed off at Greg right now for not coming to my birthday party...I'm just going to be secretly mad at him."
Matt: "Naw man, don't bring it to the mountain. Call him and tell him how you really feel!"

by alinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2007

The Mountain School

A dope ass semester school located in vershire Vermont which is one of the whitest places in the world. Also TMS is better than any other semester out there ( High Mountain Institute sucks the most). Plus we have a dank ass llama named Desmond and a beautiful orchardist named Ben!

Tryna go to the mountain school for a semester XD. The mountain school is the best school ever!!

by Hottest Thots Of The Mountains October 28, 2018

Climbing the Mountain

The act of having sex with a very large and fat woman in which the man must actually climb her to penetrate her.

Chubby B here loves the fat girls, hes been climbing the mountain for sex since he was 12.

by J-A Jewberg October 7, 2007

Welcome to the Mountain

An expression of dominance over another, usually delivered in a deeming respect to the recieving party. A belittling expression that equates the recipient to a weak and subservient homosexual, and sugests the party delivering the expression can do as they please. It is a vile insult. Has it's origins from the 2005 film Brokeback Mountain.

"I just teabagged your face buddy, welcome to the mountain."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006