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Night in with the lads

Metaphor for staying in on your own and beating one off.

"lads" refers to your balls.
Laurence: Mate are you coming out tonight to the pub?

Pat: Naa bud, I'm having a "night in with the lads".
by samstorm88 May 5, 2007
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Cunting The Lads

Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.

Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012
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shankar and the lads

A mysterious and wonderful group of philanthropists, dedicated to manipulating the governments of the world through pop culture and music. Currently located in the mountains of Shankarland, the Headquarters of Shankar and the Lads is a magical place of wonderment and fancy. However, Intruders will be converted into liquid carrot if they are caught.
Shankar and the Lads have just set my village on fire and I FEEL GREAT!!!11
by Kiru November 6, 2003
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what became of the likely lads

A fantastic song by The Libertines. On their second album, it descibes the unstable relationship between Carl Barat and Pete Doherty, the main men of the Best British Band 2005 (voted for by NME readers)
Please don't get me wrong
See i'll forgive you in a song
We'll call the Likely Lads
by Xtasy March 9, 2005
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The Z lads

Big group of goats (people) that play cod zombies together and other fun games that they enjoy such as among us or jack box.
Yo the z lads are streaming together right now.
by Yowhatsupguys December 23, 2020
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The OffBrand Irish Lads

A small group of people rarely seen and have little to no information so the most I can give you is beeeeeeeeeep... "Transmission Ended"
Did you here about The OffBrand Irish Lads?
by Potato-Man The 1ST June 12, 2021
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