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The Gay Wedgie 

This particular action is very complex, common and often committed accidentally.
So The Bum Cum aka The Gay Wedgie is when a Male is masturbating and as he reaches his climax and ejaculates he accidentally without realizing cums into his own underwear. Being oblivious to what has just happened the individual pulls his underwear up with an awkward warm sensation onhis behind.
In other words cum all over your own Ass!
"Dude I was just jackin' off to this totally Gnarly guy called Chuck Norris and I gave myself The Bum Cum aka The Gay Wedgie!!"
The Gay Wedgie by KJizzed May 29, 2009

The gay straight boys 

The gay straight people are a group of individuals who are heterosexual who act bent for ‘banter’

Made by toby
‘Oh look its the gay straight boys

The Gay Stranger 

when you dangle your penis over the edge of your bed, and then lean on it until it becomes numb, you then proceed to close your eyes and jack off, since your dick is numb, it feels like your jacking off someone else.
"Oh my God, i gave myself The Gay Stranger last night, and I swear to God it felt like i was giving an HJ!"

the gay after pill 

1. the day after pill. Nicknamed thus, because getting a girl pregnant or having unprotected sex may be considered uncool and "gay".

2. a metaphorical pill which is taken after having sexual relations "by mistake" with a person of the same sex.
1. Doug: yeah we had sex without a rubber. But it's cool 'cause she got the day after pill.
Greg: you mean "the gay after pill".

2. Jerry: dude, I can't believe that I blew that guy. I was so drunk. I think I need "the gay after pill".
the gay after pill by el huervo March 24, 2010

The Gay Formula 

The formula states that two men having sexual relations is gay if they both DO like it. If two men having sexual relations both do not enjoy it, it is not gay. The last part to the formula (and the most confusing to the general public) states that if one party enjoys the intercourse, but the other does NOT, the act is not gay whatsoever.
"But if two guys have sex EVER, that's gay right?"
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."

THE GAY ZONE 

When your meme is pretty cringe
Dutch: Micah show us your sauce.

Micah: *Shows Sauce*

Arthur: MICAH! UR MAKING ME CRINGE. *coughs blood*

Dutch: BOAH YOUR GOING TO THE GAY ZONE
THE GAY ZONE by yaboitpoo April 14, 2021