A junior high in Arkansas. Alot less superior to the opposing school, Ramay. The people who go there are losers.
by You know dissss. October 28, 2010
Get the Woodlandmug. Painted by many as a wholesome, family friendly community. One of the most prominent in Houston, with great schools and ambiance. Anyone who lives here will tell you that it is quite the opposite. Drugs are EVERYWHERE as are elitists and if your kid isnt an athlete; send them elsewhere because the schools here wont teach them anything other than how to judge people. Worst academic facilities anywhere.
Plenty of golf courses, churches and a very elegant mall/river walk. Most of the homes are overpriced and over taxed for what they are (antiques from the 70s and 80s which require excessive maintenance). The newer homes are the same... only newer. Pleasant place to look in brochures at and presumably to visit, but living in The Woodlands is an entirely different story. You can cover a piece of shit in gold dust, but at the end of the day, its still a piece of shit.
The Woodlands is a clear cut case of Haves and Have-nots. If you aren't rich, you are a nobody. Without question the most pretentious, pious over-rated "community" Ive ever lived in.
Plenty of golf courses, churches and a very elegant mall/river walk. Most of the homes are overpriced and over taxed for what they are (antiques from the 70s and 80s which require excessive maintenance). The newer homes are the same... only newer. Pleasant place to look in brochures at and presumably to visit, but living in The Woodlands is an entirely different story. You can cover a piece of shit in gold dust, but at the end of the day, its still a piece of shit.
The Woodlands is a clear cut case of Haves and Have-nots. If you aren't rich, you are a nobody. Without question the most pretentious, pious over-rated "community" Ive ever lived in.
by cantbecreative July 24, 2009
Get the the woodlandsmug. aka: the hoodlands
aka: the weedlands
there are 3 types of people here in the woodlands.
1. the Preps/Gangsters- both wear hollister and abercombie. we are very pretty and rich and boys love girls. girls love girls and girls love boys. nothing uber spectacular happens because no one knows of anything better to do than cheer or get wasted. if you have sex on a tuesday everyone knows on wednesday.
2.the Skaters/ Scene kids- if your not a nerd/freak and your not preppy or gangster you are automatically placed in the scene/ skater category. i you ever wear black skinny jeans or put your bangs over your eyes then you are scene here. myspace is god and god is satan. bongs and pipes are a common household item and when raves go down its actually a rave not just beer and a strob light.
3. nerds- they will grow up and make money like no other. but there boss will be daddys big boy the jock. no doubt about it nerds are doomed.
the schools around here mostly work to these statistics
40% preps
50% skaters
10% freaks
the preppy ppl do not liked to be called preppy because its not good enough. they claim to be so down to earth when really we have never even seen what earth looks like.
if you dont smoke weed youve already moved on to bigger badder things.
no one respects anyone else and
when ppl say things like
"zomgz tdwp is hxc it pwns bmth"
and hear
"poser bmth is fbamf so stfu"
then you know youve entered the weedlands
in conclusion: if you are poor, clean, and wanting to excell in life, go back to whereever you came from.
aka: the weedlands
there are 3 types of people here in the woodlands.
1. the Preps/Gangsters- both wear hollister and abercombie. we are very pretty and rich and boys love girls. girls love girls and girls love boys. nothing uber spectacular happens because no one knows of anything better to do than cheer or get wasted. if you have sex on a tuesday everyone knows on wednesday.
2.the Skaters/ Scene kids- if your not a nerd/freak and your not preppy or gangster you are automatically placed in the scene/ skater category. i you ever wear black skinny jeans or put your bangs over your eyes then you are scene here. myspace is god and god is satan. bongs and pipes are a common household item and when raves go down its actually a rave not just beer and a strob light.
3. nerds- they will grow up and make money like no other. but there boss will be daddys big boy the jock. no doubt about it nerds are doomed.
the schools around here mostly work to these statistics
40% preps
50% skaters
10% freaks
the preppy ppl do not liked to be called preppy because its not good enough. they claim to be so down to earth when really we have never even seen what earth looks like.
if you dont smoke weed youve already moved on to bigger badder things.
no one respects anyone else and
when ppl say things like
"zomgz tdwp is hxc it pwns bmth"
and hear
"poser bmth is fbamf so stfu"
then you know youve entered the weedlands
in conclusion: if you are poor, clean, and wanting to excell in life, go back to whereever you came from.
Sally: Oh, John, I am hoping to have a swell time here in this town called The Woodlands.
John: suck it, go back to utah betsy. but let me fck you first.
Sally: (after living here for 3 days) i wont let you fck me until you hand over the weed john!
John: suck it, go back to utah betsy. but let me fck you first.
Sally: (after living here for 3 days) i wont let you fck me until you hand over the weed john!
by faggan October 3, 2008
Get the the woodlandsmug. The term Woodland is a description of someone who has certain unique appearances or behaviour that relates to a good ole' bush! Preferably things that are brown, green or if it makes a hooting sound.
A : How come you're eyes are so Woodland?
B : I guess it's beause they're a beautiful muddy shade of mahogany.
B : I guess it's beause they're a beautiful muddy shade of mahogany.
by Snack-a-doodle-do June 10, 2009
Get the Woodlandmug. 1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.
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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.
Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.
Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!
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2) Cindy: How tall are you?
Simon: 160cm
Cindy: How big is your penis?
Simon: 8 inches
Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.
Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!
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2) Cindy: How tall are you?
Simon: 160cm
Cindy: How big is your penis?
Simon: 8 inches
Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
by llcoolc February 3, 2010
Get the woodland creaturemug. an area of the San Fernando Valley
located north of LA.
It is filled with snotty kids, large houses, many persians, and rich white kids.
Taft highschool, and El Camino high school are located in Woodland Hills
located north of LA.
It is filled with snotty kids, large houses, many persians, and rich white kids.
Taft highschool, and El Camino high school are located in Woodland Hills
by FOOOL! March 5, 2009
Get the Woodland Hillsmug.