Ivan Vargas

The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.

oh its an Ivan Vargas

by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019

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quick vargas

A guy who usually plays magic, fuck bad bitches and drinks gin, he's also very talanted in not giving a fuck and riding the bike. Oh, and he's also the Meme Archivist and the Soundplug

Heeeey, do you have that meme that i was talking you about ?

-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it

Are we going out or what ?!

-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight

Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!

-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night

Yo bro can I play a Song ?

-no man, you're music taste Is wack

But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...

-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here

by Boros Reckoner November 22, 2021

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Mateo Vargas

Top g with more money than Dane Ditlev

Mateo Vargas is hot asf -London

by Tickledurgirlspickle September 7, 2022

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roberto vargas

Roberto Vargas is an amazing guy with a huge penis. he has the biggest heart, and will make you standards of men go up tremendously. he has a beautiful smile with dimples, and the cutest eyes ever. he's often insecure in his eyes, but in everyone else's eyes he is perfect. he sleeps with a stuffed bunny usually, and has a dog named Frankee. he is genuinely the most beautiful guy I've ever met. he is shy at first, but when you get to connect with him and appreciate him, he calls you mommy. You will fall involve with him without a doubt. He's very caring and patient, especially when you don't know how to communicate your feelings. Everyone needs a robby vargas in their life. I'm so glad I found mine. Anyway, he has a massive 15 inch penis that will demolish your vagina lips. He is also usually into feet. DON'T LET HIM LICK YOUR FEET! I wish robby saw himself the way I have seen him, since from when I met him till now. I love him. He always knows how to boost your confidence and make you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He's they type to open the door on all your dates, cry during marriage, make your parents love him more then you, etc. He's the type you loom forward to having a future with, to marry.

"Wow! That guy is so respectful and has a horse cock between his legs!"
"Must be a Roberto vargas!"

by KW vargas March 7, 2022

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Varga

When you say you are going to do something and then bail without even telling anyone usually due to some unimportant debauchery .

Friend 1: Hey man let’s do that important thing we talked about tomorrow okay?

Friend 2: Yeah sure thing !

Next day …

Friend 1: Hey when are you coming? Hello ??

Friend 2: ::crickets::

•Friend 2 pulled a varga

by elpolemico December 3, 2021

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