save the whales

The most random thing to say during a conversation.

"And then he said that my butt was big, so I said to shove it."
"You go girl save the whales!

by Zach G. November 28, 2003

shave the soap

The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.

It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.

"Who forgot to shave the soap!? It looks like Sasquatch was using this thing!"

by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006

saves the day

one fucking good band. they write lyrics that make you think.

saves the day's "through being cool album" was the shiets.

by fawkawha? August 29, 2003

save the whales

But shoot the seals.

by Cheech and Chong July 30, 2003

God save the queen

Not the national Anthem of England, but the entire united kingdom and dependancies like the falklands, Gibraltar etc.

God save the queen, she ain't no human bein'.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

save the captain

When drinking a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum, you must drink to a level in which the cartoon captain Morgan cannot drown. I.E the entire damn bottle!

I drank the entire bottle to save the captain from certain death

by Grock5000 August 22, 2007

Shave The Hamster

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.

“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster”

by BaldHamster December 16, 2021