An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

Fake the snake by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 1, 2017

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The Sneaky Melly

When you're in a lecture hall at college/university & you secretly have a buttplug in the whole time

"That girl was totally doing The Sneaky Melly in 3rd period the other day"

The Sneaky Melly by Hegemong December 27, 2020

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Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

Faking the Snake by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

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Teasing the Snake

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.

She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.

Teasing the Snake by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019

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