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The Great Pumpkin

He is the entity that brings presents to good boys and girls on Halloween night, as popularized on the Peanuts television special "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown".

It is believed the legend of the Great Pumpkin originated in 12th century Ireland at a time when the Irish were still carving turnips into Jack-O-Lanterns for their Hallow's Eve festivities. According to legend the young children who carved the turnips were frustrated over the difficulty in carving this small root vegetable. Their wee fingers kept getting nicked by their knife blades when the knives slipped on the smooth surfaces of the turnips. The story goes that one such child, a 7 year old by the name of Phaneus, prayed on the evening of October 30 before he went to sleep, for divine intervention to bring him an easier vegetable to carve.

When he awoke the next morning beside his bed was a strange orange globelike vegetable twice the size of his head. When Pheneus touched it he realized this was the answer to his prayer, and he therefore immediately and gleefully began carving it into a Jack O' Lantern.

Upon carving what we know today as the pumpkin, he showed his creation to the other children of his village, and initially they were so afraid. But then the glory of the higher power shone about them, and said, "Behold, I give you tidings of great joy, for this is the Great Pumpkin; peace on Earth, good will towards men.
"The Great Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch every Halloween to give presents to good boys and girls!"
by Peanuts Anonymous July 2, 2008
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the hungry pumpkin

Give me the bread. No I Don’t Want That hungry pumpkin
“Give me the bread. No I don’t Want that. Give me the hotdog” said the hungry pumpkin
by The hungry pumpkin December 18, 2019
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The Flying Pumpkin

Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.

Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.
John: "Hey wanna do the flying pumpkin tonight?"

Jim: "Yeah man! I have the pencil."
by I Flying Pumpkin April 28, 2011
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Spookley The Square Pumpkin

Well, the definition is in the name, so
Spookley The Square Pumpkin is the best show on Earth
by BobRossRevived October 29, 2019
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The Double Pumpkin

An act in straight/gay intercourse in which two large men alternately pound the rectum of a small-framed woman/man, usually leaving the receiver with a red, swollen sphincter. The enlarged asshole resembles a gourd, giving it the apt title of a "pumpkin."

In this rare case, the damage is doubled, hence the name.
Julie approaches Barbara with a limp, nursing her ravaged body.

Julie: Last night Steve and Craig came over and jammed my bum tenfold.

Barbara: Ah, got The Double Pumpkin, eh?

Julie: Total double pumpkin action.
by Vance Covelton November 7, 2009
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the dusty pumpkin

To shave all areas surrounding the pubis excluding the testicles. (Balls)
Shock and awe prevailed when I shaved my balls into the dusty pumpkin.
by Heavykevy November 23, 2014
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Carving the chilly pumpkin

When you simply take an ice rod and insert it analy into the girl. After the butthole is numb you cut the edges of the butthole so it is bleeding. When you insert your penis into the butthole you will come out with ketchup on a hotdog, the blood makes the feeling more slick.
Bro I carved that girls Alaskan pumpkin the other day!

I was carving the Chilly pumpkin on this girl last night.
by Undercover dildo December 15, 2016
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