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Licking the pizza

A tactic, generally employed by people in sales or sales support roles, that is designed to give quick credit for every aspect of a deal, because it has been touched by one individual in some small way at a very cursory level.
He wants credit for all of our company's sales, so he's going around licking the pizza and then claiming he should get paid a commission on every deal where he had a single one-off conversation.
by akmidas February 7, 2018
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Ayo The Pizza's Here

Used when the pizza arrives to your house
Pizza delivery: Ayo the pizza's here
Somebody: *Goes down stairs to take the pizza*
Somebody: OH NIGGA
Somebody: *Falls down stairs*
Somebody: *After Somebody gets down stairs*
Somebody: Ah, my ears burn
by corkscrew2000 August 22, 2021
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do u still want the pizza?

when there's one slice of pizza left and you say "do u still want the pizza" which means: u better say no you dumb fuck or i will strangle you to death using the pizza.
Guy 1: do u still want the pizza?
Guy 2: *runs away* NOOOOOOOOOO
by foop629 August 18, 2019
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Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind)

When a guy (the meat) has sex with a girl who is on her period (the sauce) and also has a yeast infection (the cheese). Her vagina = the pocket
I once knew a guy who gave a girl The Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind).
by libbyannerose April 22, 2010
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strip mined the pizza

When you take all the toppings and cheese of a pizza leaving only tomato sauce and dough. Do not strip mine half a pizza like Ken.
Ex1: Ken was being an ass hole and strip mined the pizza.
Ex2:
Guy1: Dude, did you strip mine my pizza?
Ken: What you gonna dough about it?
Reporter: Ken was killed today at a local collage.
by Hellathere February 28, 2016
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put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.
- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.
by ekdar123 December 26, 2011
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Dropped the pizza

When a dude pulls out and finishes into an empty pizza box and yells “it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!”
Man, last night Jackie and I went to picklemans last night and on the way back we dropped the pizza.
by stlbill2018 March 22, 2022
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