Give joel the fucking noodles

Just give him the fucking noodles man it’s law

Oh yea i have noodles Give joel the fucking noodles its law

Give joel the fucking noodles by The Government 0f the UK August 28, 2020

Docking the space noodle 

After anal sex and obtaining a "Poop noodle" (getting a chunk of poop stuck in your penis hole), you then "dock" (The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis) with another man and shoot your poop noodle into the penis hole of the other man.

"That 2nd guy I banged at the party last night had no idea I had just had anal sex with someone else in the closet right before I fucked him in the bathroom. As soon as we started hooking up we started to dock, but unbeknownst to him I was actually docking the space noodle! You should have seen his expression when it popped out with his cum later on all over my face! Oh well, it's classic when you're a sacktapper from dirty Jersey."

Docking the space noodle by Clamlancer August 30, 2011

The Ramen Noodle 

When you are lieing on your stomach with your pants pulled down and your penis between your legs. While the girl lies behind you giving you a blowjob with a finger in your butt.
Originated in Waterloo Ontario from a student at Laurier University.

Yo last night my girl gave me the best Ramen Noodle.
Did you hear about Michael last night getting the Ramen Noodle.

The Ramen Noodle by JLZ96 April 4, 2017

the Yankee noodle 

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.

Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..

the Yankee noodle by No name nun November 2, 2014

The ultamite noodle

The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft

Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle

Person2: no ,just no

The ultamite noodle by The ultamite noodle May 2, 2019

The juan noodle 

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

The juan noodle by Leefry November 12, 2023

The Juan Noodle 

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.

Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!

The Juan Noodle by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023