The Long-Nosed Geezer Flip

Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.

Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

The Long Cold

A slang phrase used in the african american community, usually among a group of males gathered on a street corner or in a barber shop, referring to a sick person who has or is suspected of having HIV/AIDS.

Willie had dat same damn cough for the last year....n*gg*, I think he has THE LONG COLD!

by joeydnewyork July 13, 2012

The Long Green Line

A cocky, pompous, and predictable documentary about the cross country team of York High School in Illinois. The film was made in 2007 because the team had won 24 state titles in the past 45 years, and in the movie they win a 25th. The Long Green Line is absent of hard work, struggle, and adversity, and is, instead, a boring movie about a team that cruises to victory. To make matters worse, the runners are cocky, selfish, and several of them were arrested for arson and underage drinking. Unfortunately, this is the movie many non-runners associate with the sport of distance running.

Buddy: "You were a runner in high school?"
Me: "Yeah, I went to states in the 3200m."
Buddy: "Oh, cool...so you were like the guys in The Long Green Line?"
Me: "Umm no. For one thing, my state was WAY more competitive than theirs, and for another thing, I wasn't a complete douchebag."

by DukeT November 26, 2010

the long kiss goodbye

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

by Bryce loves it October 22, 2008

the long island goodbye

Suicide.

When he could no longer look us in the eyes, we thought he was going to give us the long island goodbye.

by Paul the Mediocre June 22, 2009

The Long and the Short

A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.

I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!

by Superdragout January 19, 2010

The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."

by Spidermin February 5, 2017