Releasing the Kraken

An epic dump (shit).

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

by SafeHouse March 31, 2010

Lag Kraken

An invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. It uses it's tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled

"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."

by FAC Spitfire97 October 16, 2008

Butt Kraken

The act of showing support for Seattle's NHL hockey team by bending down and showing a bit of butt crack.

Are you picking something up off the floor or are you butt kraken in support of hockey in Seattle

by ndavid813 July 23, 2020

Ass Kraken

A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?

Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken

Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....

by Shins. March 2, 2011

Release the kraken

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on

I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow

by ashraptor April 1, 2010

Unleash the Kraken

To defecate ferociously. This is not your normal "Number two", it's a savage attack on the porcelain perch.

"Oh dear god, that Taco Bell was a mistake. Time to…

…UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!"

by the-grue April 8, 2010

Kraken on crack

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU

Stop being a kraken on crack

by Blackballsxdxdxd May 14, 2021