The Hood

Doesn’t exist.
People from “the hood” say you don’t need to be a criminal to live there, and here they say that it’s not necessarily a ghetto, so if it isn’t, then what would be making it any different than just any city?

The hood doesn’t exist.

by BOT 1.0 October 4, 2022

The Hood

A place categorized by the presence of one or more broken bike tires on or around the street.

Bro, I'm straight from the hood. We got broken bike tires in the streets.

by Calvin Prussic January 11, 2023

The hood

Slang;A neighbourhood in which mostly afican/americans shoot up the opps while listening to British drill.

Im from the hood,I had to shoot up 4 opps to get to school today.

by Du2t😎🤙 December 13, 2023

The Hood Advantage

-When one knows the area very well and can navigate around obstacles in the hood; such as traffic, police lights ahead, and swerving a hoe. Also used when in a chase or racing.

"Ohp, there's a traffic jam on I-475. I'm gonna havta use the hood advantage to get around it. I'll get off on Atherton and get back on at Bristol and hopefully pass the accident or what ever it is."

by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016

the hood rats rule

the act of having sex with prostitutes or other unsavory ladies in order to gain sexual experiance

guy: my girlfriend is going to think im wierd for being bad at sex

friend: go have sex with some prozzys. its called the hood rats rule.

by g4000 August 4, 2009

The hood it not working

What Thai restaurants post on their door to signify a temporary closure of the restaurant. If the manager is out, hood translates to 'head' thus giving more definition to the concept itself. Additionally, the 'it' is a philosophical reference to the state the 'hood' is in. To fully comprehend such sign, read it as "The HEAD IS not working"

Manager/owner is out of town on business for a few days and there is nobody to take over the job. Restaurant will post sign reading: The hood it not working"

by Amale O. November 14, 2007

the hood whore

Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.

Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.

by The realist woman November 16, 2017