Glaze the Rim

When one rubs one out while sitting on the toilet. Climaxing into the bowl.

Bob: How often do you jerk it in the bathroom.
Rob: I Glaze the Rim every now and then.

by T1GER38 June 7, 2018

glazing the donut

when you cum all over a girls asshole

glazing the donut

by Mr.MonkeySpanker December 31, 2020

Glazing the carrot

When a man puts his Wang in the females vagina and it comes out all covered in her cum. Glazing the carrot sexual intercourse between male and female.

I'm going to let my wife glaze my carrot tonight. Oh baby we are glazing the carrot.

by TwitchingWeirdo October 28, 2021

Glazing the Salmon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses

Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.

by Markanie April 14, 2023

Glazing the donut

Pack the pipe

Hey man, let's be glazing the donut!

Means pack the pipe

by Camdude69! May 2, 2023

Glazing the shmog

The absolute dumbest way to say putting condiments on a hotdog

"hey man you ready to leave Costco?"
"Yeah hang on I just gotta finish glazing the shmog rq"

by GloogDoinker420 August 24, 2024