docking the boat

When an uncircumcised male pulls his foreskin over another man's penis.

"Hey Bob would you like to practice docking the boat tonight?"

by Bob the uncircumcised January 13, 2008

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

Ducking the tape

One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing

Molly says hey want to smoke some weed

Jeffrey says sure i want to get high

10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem

Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape

by Sweet Silly sugar June 23, 2013

Daffy Ducking the Camel

Titty fucking a pregnant woman who is pregnant with another man's child.

"Dude, I went over to Sheila's the other day...yeah, I was totally Daffy Ducking the Camel...I wonder if she's going to have a boy or a girl."

In old cartoons, Daffy Duck was seen riding atop of the camel's hump. Therefore, when I was titty fucking a pregnant chick the other day, I had to be atop of her bump, much like daffy so long ago.

by Daffy Ducking April 3, 2011

The Bruce Dickinson

A liberal poster on FARK.com, A legendary album signer famous for his blue oyster cult album.

Yes the bruce dickinson

by Agent pi August 26, 2008

Ducking the five

Avoiding the police

‘We where out last night, ducking the five, still

by Gabeitch September 2, 2019

Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021