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The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.
It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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An 80's term meaning to crank up the volume on a boombox and rip the knob off so nobody can turn it down.
Boombox: (song starts playing)
Guy: This is my favorite! Crank it up and rip the knob off!
by Amethyst Watermelon September 5, 2016
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I would totally fuck all the robotic characters from fallout 4, but I'm afraid I'll get the " the clank"
by Peptide October 12, 2017
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A day where people gather en-mass to express their anger in humerous ways preferably against members of the public called Barry. Usually ocurring on the third tuesday of september each year. Origins of this festival come from ancient Greece where they would stone people called Barracus on the 15th day of the ninth month.
Rage quiting the morning because you phail at life and tipping your coffee on some one called Barry to celebrate international day of the cranky c*nt
by Lord Anti-Hackgab September 15, 2009
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When you are having really great intercourse and you take out some tinfoil and proceed to wrap your Willy with said, tinfoil. Next, you wrap her anal cavity with tinfoil as well, when all the procedures are done, you start fucking again and it should make some type of "clanking" noises.
You can do this with her mouth too but it might hurt her so be careful and try a corpse instead.
"So I heard you fucked some girl at the party last night David", "No man we didn't just fuck we did the clank and eventually I killed her of blood loss to the throat but it's okay because I kept going"
by Hungry Has Pie May 12, 2018
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The Chankeler

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A game involving three or more people and a bong.

For each turn a player will take a hit of the bong, and then hold their dab. Other players will tell them what expressions or actions (e.g "chewing grapes") to do with their face.
Hey Theodore Lavender Roth, wanna play The Chankeler?

Robin Asia, us that the game involving three or more people and a bong.

For each turn a player will take a hit of the bong, and then hold their dab. Other players will tell them what expressions or actions (e.g "chewing grapes") to do with their face?
by State of Denial March 6, 2021
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Cranking the hog

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A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!
by Darthbubbaaa April 19, 2019
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