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Call the Cops

-a witty response to a ridiculous statement made by a friend or foe
-scarcastialy meaning that:

a)you don't care what they said, aka "call the cops" because you don't give a damn

or

b) what they said was so friggin crazy that you are shocked!"call the cops because that's a stupid idea"
a) friend: "O-M-GEEEE! Bobby asked me out!!!!"
you: "Whoop-de-doo he asks everyone out, Call the Cops."

b) friend: "So last night I tryed yellow showers with Bobby"
you:"WHAT!? Call the Cops! Ew, that's crazy!"
by NattyNo March 31, 2011
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The Copenhagen Hotdog

It's when you and another male/female gets funky and the male participant decides to place his meat between the butcheeks and applies, mustard and ketchup next to the sausage and puts ristede oninons (Danish garnish) on top like a garnish.

The goal is for another male or female to suck off the garnish without letting the ristede onions get inside the buttwhole.
There you go the Copenhagen Hotdog.
- "Dude do you wanna come over later so we can practice the Copenhagen Hotdog?"
- "Sure"
by Siberia Themen April 25, 2022
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lick the copper penny

to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.
After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.
by weave April 2, 2003
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the cops

The relationship of the police to citizens is the sams as that of lion to prey.
Yup , that's the cops .
by broken down March 6, 2007
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aww shit the cops

1: A saying you say when something bad happens.
2: When a party is rolled.
Brad: Aye the teacher is coming!
Brian: AWW SHIT THE COPS!
by BRADSPACE May 4, 2008
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corn on the cops

kurt cobain's first song
corn on the cops,corn on the cops,the cops are coming.they're going to kill you
by futuramafan March 9, 2008
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The copperfield

When your super old that your cum is basically dust and your banging a tinder hoe and want to cum and leave her without her knowing. You pull out as you cum your dust in her face and say “Copperfield” and escape without her seeing because the dust cum acts kinda like a smoke bomb
“Dude last night I met a girl on tinder and gave her the copperfield.
by Kaje2315 December 17, 2020
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