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birds and the bees 

A way parents use to TEACH their offspring about well well well ahahah I won't say just google it man
hey offspring lets tell you about the story of the birds and the bees

birds and the bees 

shhhhh your mom might find out! butt i need to tell u about them..

baby made from pp in butt and preqnat bc sex
jake from state farm: wanna do baby making thing :smirk: (aka birds and the bees)

keny from state farm: yes *blush* *sex thing*

Birds and the bees 

when your kids ready for the birds and bees .DADDY?"Yes son?" Why is mommys tummy so big. Son its time you learn about the dick and vagina monster. When daddy has feelings for mommy he whips out the penis monster and puts it in vagina monster. Its called fertilization son. Put in mind this is when the our kid is around 9 or 10. Son after 9 months we will have a new family member who will either be your younger sister or brother.
Hey son today imma teach you about the birds and the bees
Birds and the bees by Tipzilla November 12, 2018

Birds And the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks 

Phrase popularized by 21th century comedian Israel Pariah.

In which he was referring to dropping knowledge on a subject that isn't only about sex.

In other words schooling somebody and teaching them something as if it was a parent teaching their kids about sex.
You don't know shit about trappin I'm boutta show you the Birds and the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks.