Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach

n. A mixed drink. A mix of a Screaming Multiple Orgasm and a Sex On The Beach. If you put too much Peachtree Schnapps in, the drink is very bad.

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda

Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.

You should have seen the reaction I got from the bartender when I asked for a Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach.

by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007

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The Beach

Used in reference to the city of Colorado Springs, Colorado. First used by the rap group Andronicus, who are native to the city, in their song "Welcome to the Beach."

"Welcome to the Beach. We ain't got sand we got concrete streets."
-Andronicus, "Welcome to the Beach"
-OR-
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: I'm from the Beach, girl.
Girl: Cool, do you surf?
Boy: Nah, I just kick ass.
Girl: Oh, you mean THE BEACH.

by Chalie Boy November 7, 2007

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Houdini of the Beach

A forbidden technique for changing into a bathing suit passed down from father to son. Without proper practice, using this ancient art may result in dire and painful consequences.
It is performed as follows:

Remove pants, then wear your suit over your underpants, then, remove underpants out from under suit.

Guy 1: Finally here at the beach, let's head over to the changing rooms and get ready for a swim.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you go ahead, I'll just get changed here using Houdini of the Beach.
Guy 1: You can't be serious! What if it goes wrong?!
Guy 2: Trust me, I got this! *Tries it and immediately rips underpants* ... Fuck.

by Wig Denis August 22, 2021

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Sex on the Beach

n. A fruity mixed drink, popular during summer and especially during Spring Break. Here's a recipe that will make a gallon.

Ingredients:
1 cup Peach schnapps
1 cup Midori melon liqueur
1 cup Rum
1 cup Chambord
1 1/2 qt Pineapple juice
1 1/2 qt Cranberry juice
1 bag Ice

Mixing instructions:
Makes 1 gallon of punch -- mix all 4 liquers in 1 parts and fill rest with pineapple and cranberry juice

Sue can sure pound that Sex on the Beach.

by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007

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going to the beach

code-phrase for getting high on maryjane.

"Dude, i'm going to the beach this weekend, wanna come?"
"Hell yeah man! I'll bring my own pail and shovel! (wink wink)"

by BlackHash October 8, 2009

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Soldier on the beach

The incredibly inconsiderate act of leaving a piece of feces in the toilet.

The other day when I went to use the bathroom at Home Depot, I noticed some bastard had left a soldier on the beach. So I did the honorable thing and gave it a burial at sea.

by Big Daddy2112 January 27, 2006

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