Grandma

An old lady that smells like poop. Has wrinkles, brown spots on her skin, and uses a lot of saliva when kissing your cheek.

My grandma's BO is worse than the smell of my ass crack after a week of no wiping.

by ijwahak December 29, 2005

grandma

Basically, it means your girlfriend or sugar momma.

Yo my parents just kicked me out so im gonna be stayin at my grandmas for a while, and she bakes me cookies every night ;)

by osca miah March 10, 2005

grandma

An old lady who make good food.

Let's get your grandma's famous apple sauce. Your Grandma is the only real chef.

by YoMommamadatyoubilly June 21, 2021

Grandma

A nice woman who deserves lots of love, and is the mother of your father/mother.

Hi! my grandma made some hot food!

by uiopuiopuiuiopiui August 19, 2020

Grandma

She makes cookies

Duh

Grandma make me cookies this instant or I’ll snap your neck like I did with grandpa.

by LolFerrari September 27, 2020

Grandma

Someone who's old

Your GRANDMA lives in a house

by Ponderlicous August 20, 2021

grandma

Short for the liquor Grand Marnier.

I'll take two shots of Grandma please.

I can't get the taste of Grandma out of my nouth.

by Ryan Robertson May 13, 2005