The process of self-actualization and realization by means of texting, tweeting and other electronic connections. The philosophy driven by the belief, I text, therefore I am.
Watching people on the train furiously tapping messages into the ether on their smart phones, Chad wondered if he was surrounded by the followers of Textistentialism. Chad didn't like the textistentialists and wished he could move to a shack in the hills.
by Biff Crashly October 16, 2009
Get the Textistentialism mug.common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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Super_LP - yo whats up n-words
1220 - the internet is text based, we don't have a race.
Flamekahn - Well I don't like the color of your font.
scrag_10 - Textist!
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whwhwa1334 - I can't read your font, it's to bright
Brightyellowfont - Textist
by scrag_10 November 12, 2007
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Get the Testies mug.what a person gets before an intense conversation with a boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend in which they are fighting with. they are all anxious for the answer back to their text.
dang looks like samantha is having some textiety with her boyfriend, they got in a huge fight last night.
by bridgettcupcake May 25, 2009
Get the textiety mug.I was broke and needed cash for the weekend, did a little textifestation and then I got all the cheese I needed for a good time
by Allstarilicious September 6, 2011
Get the textifestation mug.Worker 1: Girl, my boss is so hip! He texts me with a winky emoji like, ;)
Worker 2: Omg, what a creep! If my boss would ever text me with just a winky emoji? Id be totally creeped out and will leave me textless.
Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!
Boy: :)
Girl: *textless*
Worker 2: Omg, what a creep! If my boss would ever text me with just a winky emoji? Id be totally creeped out and will leave me textless.
Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!
Boy: :)
Girl: *textless*
by Mekaekae May 30, 2015
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