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Testicular torsion 

When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.
Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack

Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
Testicular torsion by Zamperinio February 3, 2018

testiculardar 

1. A word created by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show to refer to Lance Armstrong's ability to recall other people who have had testicular cancer.
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays
Two-balled Sam: "Hey, I met this guy named craig today"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"
testiculardar by zc540 June 27, 2006

testiclation

noun: The act of two sets of testicles hitting each other such as during a three way with two men and a woman (one in the pink and one in the stink).
Umberto had a case of Testiclation A because of incidents that transpired the night before with his boys Dan and Jake.
testiclation by Sol-Corp January 29, 2010

Testicular empathy 

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals
Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy
Testicular empathy by Ns October 10, 2013

Testicular Terrorist 

Any person that decides to strike a man in the nether region aka his nuts, balls, sack.
Jenna was fooling around with Jimbo when she decided to strike him in the nuts. Jenna is now labeled a Testicular Terrorist.

Testicular Pain 

When you have just had a blow to the balls (not the good kind) or twisticles (testicular torsion) and you're hurting so bad that you just want to puke and die. It feels as if tho someone just took a sledgehammer and kept repeatedly mashing your sweet, tender, life-giving balls of pink flesh into a soup of prostate juice and spermal fluid.
Dude I would rather do Sophia R then go through testicular Paine
Testicular Pain by BussANut October 15, 2015