room temperature

a phrase used to describe someone who is extremely neutral, not hot, not warm, nor cool nor cold.

Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature

by Mytheonix April 22, 2023

Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.

Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.

by Lucianeil February 15, 2015

The George Foreman Temperature

When you are cooking/washing the dishes and you feel a very extreme temperate .

Sam: (cooking; accidentally slaps hand into stove fire)
(Hits The George Foreman Temperature) Ooh! That was hot!

by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016

Taking temperature

When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.

"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."

"How'd you take her termperature"

"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"

by Benny Delicious October 14, 2006

taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

by Point Oner November 22, 2004

room temperature ones

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.

Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...

by dudeman February 21, 2004

Room temperature IQ

Basically to be a dumb fuck. Common insult by anyone with an IQ well more than room temp. Used to degrade imbeciles who attempt to act superior than the intelligent (IQs over 110 IMO). I don't particularly enjoy talking with said idiots past simple things but I do enjoy manipulating them with basic derka derka psychology.

Moron: lol ur so stupid you don't act like me I'm "cool"

Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 7, 2010