fortune teller 

The starting hand of J-5 in poker. It is okay to raise big or even go all-in with the fortune teller due to its mystical properties.

Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.

"Man what the hell were you in that pot for? You don't even have a pair"

"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."

fortune teller by Johnny Feltskins May 23, 2008

Story Teller 

A socialy akward person who only gains friends by making fictional ridiculous stories about "how they got hurt this" or how "unlucky they are since they did that", and have no other way of making humor nor actually starting a conversation with the person they want to become friends with.

kelvin: In may when the teacher handed us our sheets with cornell note listings I didnt look at the dates and did all of them in 3 days I was so stressed.
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right

Story Teller by Boyfriendizeree September 19, 2014

Story Teller 

A person who from time to time tells exaggerated and false information, or lies constantly for attention and gratification.

Person A: Dude, did you know you can mine bitcoin, like literally mine it from the ground.

Person B: Fucking story teller.

Story Teller by LycKonG June 10, 2018

Teller Toy 

Someone who is a joker or Someone who talks about things that doesn't make sense

You are a teller toy
James is a teller toy

Teller Toy by juniorgotit February 13, 2022

Story Teller 

A man who lies about loosing his virginity when he was 10 and lies about getting stabbed in the shoulder.

Your dad didn't create Marsoc you Story Teller!

Story Teller by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

boss-teller 

The rocket launcher in Halo for x-box. You use it to tell everyone who's boss.

Oh shit! He got the boss-teller, games over now.

You got boss-told!!!

boss-teller by Grimace November 30, 2004

Horny Teller 

Like a story teller. They tell a sex story that makes you horny. The story bellow is told by an 18 year old horny teller.

I was in the middle of writing class. Suddenly my pencil felt hard. I then looked at the teacher. She looked back at me. Then she walked over and slowly stripped down every piece of paper she had on her. She then slid down my pants and started blowing on my pencil. She rubbed her giant Double D breasts against my pencil to sharpen it. Then my pencil bursted with led into her mouth. I then grabbed her giant Ass and pulled her onto my lap. I put the pencil into her vagina and thrusted in in an ad out so I could get it real sharp. She moaned. I could tell she wanted more. I thrusted harder and harder . I could hear it throbing. My pencil burtsed with led once more but I didn't pull it out. I kept thrusting it harder and faster. After bursting about 10 times I pulled out. I turned her around and shoved her onto the desk. I humpped her hard and fast. Then I entered my pencil into her hole and thrusted. I bursted again. Then my science teacher came in and stripped off her lab coat. I then stuck My hand into her warm Pussy and rubbed her deep and hard. I grinded her from the back as she moaned. I rubbed her oversized breasts with on hand and kept rubbing her pussy with the other. I then bursted.

Later he ran into his school and fucked every girl.
The story of an 18 year old student horny teller

Horny Teller by StoriesOfSex October 26, 2017