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Telepathetic

When two or more people have the same bad idea at the same time.
Things were looking up for the movement, but then, as often happens, the protestors became telepathetic. Without speaking a word, they simultaneously decided that it would be best to throw themselves off the cliff into the icy waters below. None survived.
by Squibward Bound July 19, 2012
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Text Telepathy

When you are in the middle of texting someone and he/she texts you the exact same thing. Can also be used when IM'ing someone.
Scott: Hey, can you believe Germany lost?
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!
by Live To Text July 9, 2010
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telepathy

The ability to synchronise the informational processes within one's mind to those of another individual; or conversely, to sychronise the informational processes of another's mind to one's own. This manifests as a form of direct mind-to-mind communication, without any medium of transmission involving energy and matter. See psionics.
Telepathy can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics
by Mystikan July 2, 2004
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telepathic sex

Long distance sex, usualy done by two people of the opposite sex. Done by picturing the other person at the other end, and masturbating at the same time.
1. "Hi Jeanny, let's do telepathic sex tonight at 11pm."
2. "I did telepathic sex with my boyfriend Bobby last nite, I squirted good."
by Wild Card July 28, 2008
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telepathetic

When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others
Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.
by Mad Kitsune September 3, 2006
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bush telegraph

An Australian term for information being spread by word of mouth. (A bit like "heard it on the grapevine).
OMG, I can not believe what I heard about Ross on the bush telegraph.
by SAB Aussie October 9, 2010
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telegraph

A feeling of immense pleasure with a girl with indirect contact
OOh......we telegraphed on the phone yesterday..........felt sooo great!
by Piranha October 25, 2004
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