Telepathical liar

Brittany's cousin.

Everything is always an exaggeration, she's a Telepathical liar.

by GarageDrunk November 11, 2017

TELEPATHIC PEDOPHILE

A PEDOPHILE who knows that a phone that was confiscated temporary was done to steal their IDENTITY by removing definitions that were both PEDOPHILE and HOMOSEXUALLY oriented ; perhaps to block anymore definitions from being posted in their ENTIRE CEREBRAL CELL STEAD and to purify THE IDENTITY FILCH.

Well , this TELEPATHIC PEDOPHILE is up to speed and beyond on every new nuance of each and every event experience rotation that occurs.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 6, 2021

Telepathic nut pain

When your nuts hurt, its very painful
Guy 1: my nuts hurt

Guy 2: Im sorry man, why
Guy 1: I witnessed another guy get hit in the nuts
Guy 2:oh yeah Im feeling it now

Im having insane telepathic nut pain because his nuts just bust open

by HLick April 11, 2022

Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication

EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.

by pipparts August 23, 2022

Telepathic Aids

When someone you know talks in the stupidest accent know to man and you get aids from it.

In country accent "Catherine is the main bowl"
Friend 1 "I just got telepathic aids from you talking"

by Zollows December 23, 2022

Telepathic Bitch

a person or group of people who feeds information into someone else's mind using tech or other spiritual means to do so, the intent is to drive them insane and/or to suicide

commonly displayed by gangstalked people or those with mental illness, who hear negative voices and think they are real

Mercer: those voices in my head are driving me insane

Dante: maybe your being attacked by le Telepathic Bitch from San Francisco

by -Dat Mental Gamer- May 17, 2025

Telepathic

The type of feel like when you tell your girlfriends that the guy your dating is going to be there on time and it always is.

The telepathic energy we shared had me laughing for weeks at a time.

by Jodas213 June 24, 2025