teeing

The act of texting whilst one pees.

Elaina was in the middle of a very important conversation with her friend Devin and resorted to the method teeing so as not to interrupt the natural flow with her natural flow.

by Swinch Burger April 26, 2014

TEE

Time- Effort- Energy

I’m not putting my TEE into someone that’s putting their TEE into someone else. No thanks!

She: Notices that the guy she is talking to is not communicating and hasn’t planned another date. Texts him, ‘What’s up? Not interested?’
Him: ‘I’m talking to another woman, but I don’t know how serious it is.’

She: ‘Good luck with the other woman.’ Respect my TEE!

by ShamFAwesome November 26, 2020

tee

Tee is a Synonym for fail, or failure, used in most cases as a noun.

goddamn it that tee

or just

GODDAMNIT TEE

by h faint April 20, 2008

tee tee

cum that is dripping down lower part of a persons body example: leg, inner thigh

i love watching tee tee run down my girls thighs

by Tyler Vaungh June 10, 2008

tee

something that talks like a cow mooing

yo dude that tee is annoying

by habin July 8, 2009

Tee underscore tee

A wordification of the smiley face T_T used to express the emotion of sadness (or extreme happiness.)

Samantha: You comming to the party Joey?
Joey: Nah I can't make it tonight.
Samantha: Awwwe tee underscore tee

by KingCold999 July 22, 2011

THE TEE TEE MAT

The floor mat your boyfriend has in front of his toilet. When he tee tees, it splashes everywhere and the tee tee mat catches it.

When Booch takes a midnight poop, she holds her feet out straight to avoid the tee tee mat.

by The Real Booch May 20, 2022