A semi- or slight chub that last more than an hr. after a Bronco's game.. Happens mostly to the religous right, although they generally won't admit it when called out..
"I swear when Pastor John got up off the couch after the game, he had a Teboner... I asked him about it, but he denied having any knowledge of even what a Teboner was"?
Not to be confused with Tea-bagger
Not to be confused with Tea-bagger
by assclown34 January 11, 2012
Get the Teboner mug.Yeah..Tebow is a great guy and does wonderful things for charity etc....but all this hero worship of him makes me just plain TEBOWED OUT!
by Maggie55 January 15, 2012
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When raping a homeless girl standing up, upon the moment of ejaculation, drive your elbow into her lower back, forcing you into a "Tebow" position as she falls to her knees.
I just Tebowed your mom behind that dumpster. You're welcome son.
OMG Becky, I was just Tebowed behind the Barnes and Nobel... and I can't find my teeth!
OMG Becky, I was just Tebowed behind the Barnes and Nobel... and I can't find my teeth!
by DJ Tebow9000 August 21, 2013
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