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Geezer Teaser

An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.

It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.

The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days

You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser

I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
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prick teaser

A girl or woman who dresses or acts provocatively and flaunts her sexuality to get male attention for the sole purpose of building up her own ego.
She's a real prick teaser. That bikini she's wearing will never see any water except on laundry day. That's not swimwear, it's teasewear.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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banana teaser

The skin showing between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and low-rise jeans or pants showing the belly button, and oftenin the back, it is often accompanied by a tattoo just above the butt-crack. Banana refers to the male genitalia (see banana hammock).
Her banana teaser is spectacular.

However, if a person is overweight, the banana teaser might be unsightly with bulges in all the wrong places.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005
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cock teaser

aka. False advertisement.
Definition 1:
Girls who dress skanky or revealing clothing but are not open about sex, disregarding whether or not they are interested in the guy.
This includes any peice of clothing exposing their cleavage, stomach, back, lingerie (especially g-string), and as much of their legs up to their thighs as possible(ie. mini skirt or short shorts).
ie. Forget about her, shes just a cock teaser. Don't waste your time.
by Intellectual Whore February 13, 2006
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German Teaser

When you feel an unbalanced pressure pushing against the interior of the anus, and you are unsure whether or not it is a fart or shit.
Dude, Jimmy, I've got a raging German Teaser right now!
by yungcrispyjerry August 29, 2014
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Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )

When your about to cum you shove your penis in her mouth and cum on her tonsils and down her throat.
Guy 1:Dude I gave Stephanie a Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )!
Guy 2: Thats crazy bro
Guy 1:I know and then she spit it on me!
by jklasfhuiagieug April 6, 2009
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Tit Teaser

A female, usually with large breasts, who deliberately attracts men's or lesbians' eyes to her tits by wearing a T-Shirt/top with an advertising slogan/logo/cute saying etc...Strategically
positioned right across her tits.

The professional Tit Teaser

A female who is paid to wear a promotional T Shirt/top with the advertising positioned right across her tits
Q.
"How can we promote our music this summer"?

A.
"get a Tit Teaser to walk around the malls and festivals"
by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009
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