Tatties and Bear

The different, but funnier way of saying "titties and beer." You would usually say this when someone asks you what you would like to do before going to a party and having a great f'in time.

Yo Nick, wat do you wanna do tonight?" Nick's response: "Tatties and Bear!

by Captain Morgan Freeman June 29, 2010

geeli tatti

Wet excrement.
A sloppy shit, not to the content of being diarrhea, but just really slimy.

Mooen always has geeli tatti because of his special hot diet.

by Wax77 June 2, 2017

Tatty Bojangles

First used by russel howard in mock the week.

A womans or very fat mans titties.

Tatty Bojangles Aka Babylons Aka Breasts.

Whip your Tatty Bojangles out you whore !

Daym da's some big Tatty Bojangles Dawg !

by fatcunt July 9, 2009

tatty-bye

tatty-bye.....a way of saying fairwell, goodbye, cheerio, adios, bon voyage, si-thi.

"I`ve got to go now love, the lads are waiting. yes of course i love you...tatty-bye now"...click.

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Tatty Bread

DEAD in local Northern Irish tongue. Rhyming slang

That boy is full as fish tank, if he tried to cross the road he'll be tatty bread

by Le Chicken January 1, 2009

big tatties

Large breasts; the kind you stare at or try to grab when you're intoxicated

Ah Bah.... BIG tatties!

by Bill Sanborn September 16, 2008

tatty windsock

A tatty windsock is a loose, hanging well worn vagina. Often caused through child birth or copious amounts of sexual intercourse.

Michelle Willis has a very tatty windsock after giving birth to her 10th child.

Ben said I'm not going near that tatty windsock.

That slag's windsock is getting more tatty daily.

by BlackTimmy March 10, 2014