(n.) Used as a retort or randomly placed statement to anything or at any given time. Invariably followed by the exact same retort, for as long as the many tardi can keep it up.
Person 1: "Man, I just landed the plane in Top Gun!"
Person 2: "You're a tardis."
Person 1: "You're a tardis."
Person 2: "No, you're a tardis."
Person 1: "No, YOU'RE a tardis."
Person 2: "YOU'RE a tardis."
Person 3: "You're BOTH tardi."
Person 1 and 2: "You're a tardis."
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*Long silence*
Person 1: "You're a tardis."
Person 2: "You're a tardis."
Person 1: "You're a tardis."
Person 2: "No, you're a tardis."
Person 1: "No, YOU'RE a tardis."
Person 2: "YOU'RE a tardis."
Person 3: "You're BOTH tardi."
Person 1 and 2: "You're a tardis."
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*Long silence*
Person 1: "You're a tardis."
by {{PseudoNymX}} January 05, 2008
A little girl's leotards or tights.
by Mom of One March 25, 2008
An idiotic person; someone who has a limited attention span; punning on "-tard" from "retard" and "TARDIS", the police box-shaped time machine/spacecraft from Doctor Who, the person's mind is "floating through time and space".
by pentozali November 16, 2005
"Did you see her fall over?"
"Yeah but it was completely tardy.. mainly because you could see what she ate for breakfast!"
"Charlotte looks quite tardy in that picture!"
"Yeah but that's typical tardiness from her, she always looks like Barbies long lost cousin"
"Excuse me, feeling a little tardy today"
"No way hun, you don't look tardy at all, last night however..."
"Yeah but it was completely tardy.. mainly because you could see what she ate for breakfast!"
"Charlotte looks quite tardy in that picture!"
"Yeah but that's typical tardiness from her, she always looks like Barbies long lost cousin"
"Excuse me, feeling a little tardy today"
"No way hun, you don't look tardy at all, last night however..."
by Milosaraptor March 12, 2012
You may think it is the word for being late, but it is actually a girl who cannot speak proper English and doesn't shut the fuck up. A Tardy is into fat chicks and is also known to have sexual relationships with their cats.
by Spunkmuffin42 November 04, 2019
1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy
2. a parental sex orgy
by PlayDohMan June 08, 2006
person 1: have you heard the new Cardi B track it's fire?
person 2: I don't listen to that talentless tardi b trash.. gtfo of here with that shit.
person 2: I don't listen to that talentless tardi b trash.. gtfo of here with that shit.
by politicallyincorrect7190 February 01, 2019