Tard

Someone who is a Bamma fan or just a little slow.

That 1foozball1 guy is such a tard, he just keeps on posting human waste.

by Will Sollars December 15, 2006

Tard

(1) Synonym for stupid, idiotic, etc. Derived from retard or retarded. Used to refer to someone that is acutally retarded, or as an insult

(2) Someone that is old and frail and/or senile.

Tardfarm: a mental health clinic or retirement home

Kenny's brother is a total tard.

My old man? He's a tard.

by Pymp November 1, 2003

Tard

A cross between a retard, and calling someone a turd!

He's a real tard!
Arrghh you tard!

by Nishaa_12345123451245 July 19, 2010

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

Tard

Someone who is annoying, stupid, smells, acts like an asshole, dresses in clothes from the 80's, drives too fast on my road, and tries to jew me down on my yardsale prices.

I am getting so sick and tired of all of these tards in my life. Where in the hell did I put my Tar-Dar?

by NoLKo November 8, 2008

Tard

A word for people too retarded to spell out retard.

Shut up dumby tard.

by ass March 27, 2003

Tard

An obnoxious over the top fan of any American Idol contestant.

OMG, the Adam Lambert tards have taken over this thread. I know, I hate Adam Lambert, but I hate his tards even more.

by Verne Troyer the Man October 22, 2009