Takushoing

To pretend to be a female when you are a male, the same as being a transgender. Helps more if you find a mate of the opposite sex that will convert their sexuality for you.

Takusho: aye son I jus want to kno im really a man

Boy: SO YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN SEXING A MAN?!

Takusho: Yea son watchu gon do bout it

Boy: but but but I STILL LOVE YOU! You mean you jus been Takushoing ME?!

by OGPlanet July 2, 2011

toliet tank defecator

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).

You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!

by Telephony January 4, 2011

Tankapotamas

a man, usually heavier built, who can handle mass quantities of alcohol and/or weed and still keep going.

Joe: "You see that bigger guy over there just slamming those beers down?"
Mitch: "Ya man, thats Bill... he's such a tankapotamas."

Jared: "Dude, Josh, you've hit that bong like 8 times!"
Josh: "Yo bro, i'm a motha fucking tankapotamas"

by MoneyChimp February 19, 2010

sugar in his tank

A casual way to suggest a straight man might be a homosesual "in the closet" or bisexual.

-girl- "OMG Sarha! Did you see how your boyfriend looked at Mark when he walked in the room? I think he's got a little sugar in his tank"

by Wize One August 5, 2008

tommy tank

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank

Im goin for a tommy tank

by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005

Battle Tank

When a man’s meat and two veg braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a swimming pool. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and straighten out thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.

Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.

by Richard Moose March 8, 2018

Sugar Tank

The guy that works at the IGA in Corryton, TN. Same as Sugar in the tank, pole smoker, peter puffer, fallatio tube pipe player.

Cory: Dave that guy just said to me "Hey sweetheart, how are you today?"
Dave: Oh, don't mind him. that's ole Sugar Tank

by Shamrock Slice January 17, 2009