a rural white woman who:
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!
Trailer parks may also have one or all of the following physical difficiencies:
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.
by Da Nastee One January 30, 2004
Get the trailer park skankmug. A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:
1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related
4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park
6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related
4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park
6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.
Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
by Saiga12 May 9, 2011
Get the Trailer Park Moralitymug. Any late 70's to early 90's American "muscle" car. Usually has peeling paint or is multiple colors. Bonus points if its a t-top or a vinyl convertible.
Examples include: I-roc z Camaro, mustang 2/ F body mustang, 2nd and 3rd generation firebird.
Examples include: I-roc z Camaro, mustang 2/ F body mustang, 2nd and 3rd generation firebird.
Guy 1 "When I was driving by the trailer park I saw a T-top camaro."
Guy 2 "Thats a real trailer park ferrari."
Guy 2 "Thats a real trailer park ferrari."
by Spencer dorcey April 28, 2013
Get the Trailer park ferrarimug. In a game (like Blood Bowl), giving up all hopes of winning, in an attempt to mangle your opponents team.
by Brasky128 October 15, 2014
Get the going trailer parkmug. A skanky white trash chick that thinks she is hot but is too stupid to realize she is just a trashy whore
by Big Shot Bobby December 6, 2006
Get the Trailer Park Princessmug. A single mom who moves herself and her child into a trailer with a female friend and their boyfriend. The Trailer Park Slam then sleeps with her friends boyfriend and all other males within a 3 mile radius. Trailer Park Slam becomes pregnant and requires a DNA test. (They have likely had multiple DNA tests to find their other childrens' fathers.)
Trailer Park Slams are always 100% certain of who fathered their child, and adamantly oppose testing. DNA tests eventually prove them wrong. These girls are generally missing teeth and addicted to alcohol or cocaine.
Trailer Park Slams are always 100% certain of who fathered their child, and adamantly oppose testing. DNA tests eventually prove them wrong. These girls are generally missing teeth and addicted to alcohol or cocaine.
She is such a trailer park slam that she's on her second child, fourth DNA test. Only 12 guys left to test. Hope she finds his dad soon. Must be hard for her to buy coke without her child support.
by frikinawesome June 21, 2009
Get the Trailer Park Slammug. trail·er·park·bob·cat
/ˈtreɪlər/ /pɑrk/ /bobcat/
trey-ler pahrk bob-kat
–noun,plural-cats, (especially collectively) -cat.
A much older and less attractive woman with less money than a "cougar" that attempts to prey upon men or boys in a pathetic attempt for attention or sex, having a brownish coat with black spots.
Trailer-park Bobcats are interested in any man no matter the age or body type, they are a desperate lot that would mate multiple times in one day if there were willing partners.
Unfortunately they are usually so repulsive that they spend their entire time hunting without success, unless they trap a unlucky, weakly and usually drunk poor soul of a man that has been known to commit suicide upon sobering and realizing that they had sex with such an awful creature.
They often travel on buses, bicycles or drive cars valued less than $500. You can often smell them well before ever seeing them. They are always filthy and dirty with flaking skin and matted ugly hair. A Trailer park bobcats tits are always sagging and often stretch down over their protruding belly. Their vaginas are always diseased and a dangerous place to insert a penis. They have been known to reuse condoms with multiple sex partners. They always smoke cigarettes and will often dig a used cigarette out of an ashtray and finish it.
/ˈtreɪlər/ /pɑrk/ /bobcat/
trey-ler pahrk bob-kat
–noun,plural-cats, (especially collectively) -cat.
A much older and less attractive woman with less money than a "cougar" that attempts to prey upon men or boys in a pathetic attempt for attention or sex, having a brownish coat with black spots.
Trailer-park Bobcats are interested in any man no matter the age or body type, they are a desperate lot that would mate multiple times in one day if there were willing partners.
Unfortunately they are usually so repulsive that they spend their entire time hunting without success, unless they trap a unlucky, weakly and usually drunk poor soul of a man that has been known to commit suicide upon sobering and realizing that they had sex with such an awful creature.
They often travel on buses, bicycles or drive cars valued less than $500. You can often smell them well before ever seeing them. They are always filthy and dirty with flaking skin and matted ugly hair. A Trailer park bobcats tits are always sagging and often stretch down over their protruding belly. Their vaginas are always diseased and a dangerous place to insert a penis. They have been known to reuse condoms with multiple sex partners. They always smoke cigarettes and will often dig a used cigarette out of an ashtray and finish it.
That Trailer park Bobcat won't leave me alone, ugh!! She smells awful!!
Do you see that woman looking at you? She is a Trailer park Bobcat, you should run!!
This Trailer park Bobcat just asked me to buy her a drink, I told her to hop back in her Pinto and drive away!
Do you see that woman looking at you? She is a Trailer park Bobcat, you should run!!
This Trailer park Bobcat just asked me to buy her a drink, I told her to hop back in her Pinto and drive away!
by ThatonKyaikto March 24, 2010
Get the Trailer Park Bobcatmug.