Tobias

bad teacher that dresses funny.
hippy clothing
stutters
makes strange gestures and noises
easily cries
ugly as shit
BITCH

God, our teacher is such a Tobias! She always stretches her legs in the middle of class.

by Carl Soloman May 23, 2008

Tobias

ABSOLUTE MIDGET. NO ONE LIKES HIM. HE HAS A DIPFUCK BODY GOURD NAMED DICKNOSE. FUCK THAT GUY IN AHIS ASSHOLE

MAN THAT GUY IS A REAL FUCKING TOBIAS

by MYGUY92718792483573245 December 13, 2017

Tobias

An extremely attractive man, that everyone loves and wants to straight fuck 24 hours straight. He likes to think at least. Deep down, he knows everyone hates him and wants to slap him in the nuts. His mom is a psychopath, has a nicotine addiction at 13, and is craving cannabis all the time. He feels like a piece of shit all the time, but at least he has an extremely lovely and attractive girlfriend.

Look! that's Tobias with his girlfriend. Lol, his girlfriend is taller than him. Such a loser.

by Tobias Fyhn Myhre August 4, 2020

tobias

1.The famous author of "This boy's life" Tobias Wolff writes about adolescence... kind of boring to read the book though.

Quote from Tobias Wolff "I didn't come to Utah to be the same boy I'd been before. I had my own dreams of transformation, Western dreams, dreams of freedom and dominion and taciturn self-sufficiency. The first thing I wanted to do was change my name. (p 9)"

by crazyevolstalker November 11, 2006

Tobias

Usually the guy at the party that sticks his dick in his own asshole.

“Man did you see Tobias?”

“Yeah he was doing his thing in the bathroom”

by Gijsomundo September 11, 2019

Tobias

A guy who is kinda annoying! But you care for him anyways ! Good at gitar or whatever, but has a tired voice

Your a Tobias

by Hangerstick May 30, 2019

Tobias

toe-bi-ass ; a toe that is bi and has an ass. He usually has a bowl cut but does not admit it. You will usually only see this majestic animal with basketball shorts on.

Jacob:Tobias what did you do with your hair?
Tobias:I got a hair cut
Jacob:That's a bowl cut
Tobias:STOP CALLING IT A BOWL CUT

by ChungusMode February 16, 2019