Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer

If when a male and a female engage in a standing 69 where the female is the standing partner, the male achieves orgasm first, the female retaliates by dropping or thrusting the male straight downwards onto the floor and shitting on his unconscious face.

A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer

That stupid jackass Craig came in my mouth before I was even halfway there so I gave him a Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer.

by Backwoods Jackass June 2, 2013

Tijuana Tacklebox

When you take leftovers from a resturant (preferable Dennys) and stuff then in a targets mailbox. If possible, it should be done in winter so the leftovers freeze. Repeat as necessary.

Dude, don't eat all your nachos, we gotta run some Tijuana Tackleboxes tonight!

by FAWKES123 November 22, 2009

Tijmen

Tijmen is an incredible sweet and hot guy. He’s always around for his friends when they need him. He’s often physically fit and tall. Tijmen is a real party goer and he’s not afraid to be spontaneous and do real fun things. Most of the times he has an identity crisis, partly because he’s always getting different opinions about him from all kinds of people. He’s really confident, and hides his true feelings. Most of the time he doesn’t know how to behave, which makes him goofy at times. All guys are afraid Tijmen is gonna steal their girls away. He’s really charismatic and tries his best to adapt to his surroundings.

He’s both really smart and really dumb at the same time.

“Have you seen that new guy?”
- “Yes! His name is Tijmen and I can’t wait to sleep with him and brag about it the next morning.”
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by LONOLOM November 2, 2019

Tijuana Frag Grenade

After having sex the man removes his condom lights it on fire and slaps the woman in the face with it.

Dr. Gomez: Man, last night was awesome!
Janelle: Why?
Dr. Gomez: I gave my girl a Tijuana Frag Grenade last night and she almost puked!

by BMan123 May 11, 2010

see you in tijuana

See (C) you (U) in (N) Tijuana (T) A subtle way to refer to someone as a cunt.

See you in Tijuana, Sarah Palin!

by artaud 49 July 31, 2012

Tijuana Sauna

The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.

Don't go into the bathroom, it's like a Tijuana sauna

by Roy Folker July 31, 2010

Tijuana Cartel

The Tijuana Cartel is based in one of the most strategically important border towns in Mexico, and continues to export drugs even after being weakened from a brutal internal war during 2009.

Due to infighting, arrests and deaths of some of its top members, the Tijuana Cartel is a shell of what it was in the 1990s and early 2000s when it was considered one of the most potent and violent criminal organizations in Mexico. After the arrest or assassination of its founding members, the Arellano Felix clan, the cartel is now headed by Fernando Sanchez Arellano, a nephew of the Arellano Felix brothers who once bloodied Mexico and southern California with their brutish and authoritarian style. With the powerful Sinaloa Cartel moving into Tijuana in force, Sanchez Arellano is struggling to keep a grip on this lucrative drug and human trafficking corridor.

by Dancing with Fire July 2, 2011