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All the internet THOTs are getting reported to the IRS. Probably because Those Hoes Owe Taxes.
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noun, Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. 1. a woman considered to be sexually provocative or promiscuous; a slut or whore. Origin of thot. acronym for t(hat) h(o) o(ver) t(here)
1. Her nasty A$$ ain't nothing butt a THOT
2. These females be THOTIN
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A thot is an acronym for THAT HO OVER THERE.
It is most commonly used by people who sound like this"Yo dat ho be bitching on my shit man, I bee like WAAA yo u mess wit me you get what you get bich, Fuck U stank ass hood rat, I bee poppen on dat shit like U dontt nuw muy shit THOT.
I most indubitably postulate the lady beside the Chiffonier to be a THOT."
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The holy orange Toaster.

He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon
of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence,
when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening.
He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist
in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time,
without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will
never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.

He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.

THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can
redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.

TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
I am praying to THOT every weekday at 4:20 pm.
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EXTERMINAT THOT
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An abbreviated term , similar to th abreviaton word (ex "lol"), .That stand and for THAT. HOE. OVER. THERE....
" Thots " like you proves pimpin aint easy .
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