Thing

Believed to have been invented by non other than Dave Rollins himself, thing is a word to replace all nouns none to man.

Note that thing is never plural.

Send all them thing to warwickshire.

Have you got thing.

by Dict-o-man September 30, 2003

Thing

a way to refer to someone who pisses you off or someone you don't like, just call them a thing.

(whilst pointing at it) "that f***ing thing is really pissing me off!!!"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

Thing

Oh! He said the thing!

Hym "Oh! You see it? He said the thing! From the show!"

Iam "Yeah, yeah I see it..."

Hym "Right!? That shit is metal!"

Iam "Yeah..."

Hym "Why so glum chum?"

Iam "Oh... You know... Everything is falling apart. My life is going to be miserable, indefinitely, from today forward."

Hym "Don't worry. You'll die eventually."

Iam "That... Doesn't make me feel better."

Hym "It isn't intended to." 😐

Iam *sigh* "I know...."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2022

Thing

(Verb) When a dog bears his/her upper teeth to display some type of negative emotion, usually as the final warning before biting.

Person 1: Dude, that rotweiler is thinging at you!

Person 2: slowly backs away, being sure to not make eye-contact with the dog

by Steve2552 October 8, 2017

Thing

This is too complex to explain

John: that new phone of yours is very Thing! Yes
sally: thank you!

another example

John: your face looks very thing today
Sally: how dare you..

by delete that note June 3, 2018

Thing

Look, a thing! Don't like it? Try it in a different place, at a different Time(TM).

It's a thing.

James-"Sorry I'm late, I had to sort out a thing some time ago."
Michael-*Turning dramatically*
Michael-"But what is time?"
*Vsauce music*

by Some Person Called Rimor December 18, 2019

Thing

Why did you look this up?

Man 1:Wow look at that thing
Man 2:Whoa what is it?
Man 1:I have absolutely no idea!

by StinkyMan74 December 11, 2020