The Baby Sitter 

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

The Baby Sitter by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

The Baby Bird

The act of giving, and swallowing the cum after giving a blowjob and showing the person who cam that you did in fact swallow their cum, then after when you go in for a kiss, you lowkey regurgitate that shit back into his mouth.

"i lowkey gave the baby bird to Brad yesterday, he was NOT happy girl"

The Baby Bird by WickedHx February 23, 2026

kick the baby 

A simple yet hilarious routine from South Park, originating in the first episode in which Kyle kicks his adopted Canadian brother like a football.

Kyle: Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
*punts Ike*

kick the baby by MarshoTripps September 7, 2009

Kiss The Baby

An old term meaning to go to prison a very long time.

Big Mean: What's the charge?

Harry Monroe: Innocent.

Big Mean: Ain't we all?

Harry Monroe: Bank robbery?

Big Mean: Oh, shit.

Harry Monroe: Ooooh, shit!

Big Mean: You can kiss the baby.

Harry Monroe: Kiss the baby?

Skip Donahue: to Big Mean What baby is that sir?

Big Mean: Ask your lawyer.

Kiss The Baby by Mark1983 October 7, 2017

Passing the Baby 

When a pregnant, lesbian woman is simultaneously delivering her child and scissoring with another woman and in the midst of this sexual congress the child is passed into the other woman's vagina and back to the biological mother and so forth, oscillating between the two until one of them achieves climax and whatever that woman says is the child's name henceforth.

"So, Fuckmesideways, how did you get your name?" "Oh, my mother was passing the baby when she had me and unfortunately Barbra won. She always regrets losing because she always thought Kyle was such a lovely name..."

Passing the Baby by keatzsche September 22, 2013

Put The Baby Down 

Verb Phrase:

1)To ready oneself for drastic and decisive action including, but no limited to violent enforcement or retribution.

2)To decide to take a situation seriously and finally engage in conflict or competition. Characterized by a shift in priorities from general agree-ability, care and nurturing to force of will and fighting. i.e., A move from "lover" to "fighter".

If they think they can get away with slandering our name like that they are mistaken. It's time to put the baby down!

Put The Baby Down by brooklyner October 8, 2012

starve the baby 

Titty fucking a chick using her breast milk as lube.

If you have a dirty ass and Hershey spurts it becomes chocolate milk.

I really want to starve the baby with the chick I met at the mommy and me class.

starve the baby by Starvin Marvin December 14, 2016