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taking the lord's name in vein 

referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".

This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"

It's not the ride, It's the rida 

A phase commenly used when girls are riding on guys, used in Tokyo Drift, by that western dude with a damn southern accent.
girl: why can't you buy me a ride like that?
boy: you know why?
girl: why?
boy: IT's not the ride, it's the rida.

The Karen's No

A term used to describe the discriminate denial/refusal of anything/one outside othemselves, or their entitled offspring and their requests.
"The manager was unable to defuse the situation even though it wasn't the stores fault due to The Karen's No."

"Jerry is unhappily married and can't leave because his wife has leverage enough to lay down The Karen's No."
The Karen's No by Red Caption April 27, 2019

Slicing the devil’s neck 

Slicing the devil’s neck means deliberately going out of your way to start trouble/problems just so you can face some form of consequence/danger to yourself.

rag in the dragon's nostril 

When one is forced to employ a foriegn object to curb the symptoms associated with Dragon's Nostril, in order to maintain an appointment, or just to go to bed.
"The curry was so hot, by the time midnight rolled around, I almost had to put a rag in te dragon's nostril."

the duck's nuts

That Monster Truck show was the "Duck'S Nuts"!!!
the duck's nuts by Bubba Chief March 9, 2004