lay the pipe

To have sex with someone.

I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.

by urban pervert April 29, 2003

clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

by t freezy August 13, 2011

draining the pipe

draining the pipe snake
draining the snake
pipe=penis
simply peeing from a cock...penis...

I had to drain the pipe after binging on that last 40...
draining the pipe

by blthrskt March 26, 2009

Fresh off the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton July 2, 2011

Unclogging the pipes

1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.

Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)

by Obligatory Dick Joke May 5, 2015

milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018

give you the pipe

V. Have sex

I can't die before i give you the pipe again.

by smurtha97 November 26, 2013